梦断斯京(4)题外话 杯具张文远的前世今生

梦断斯京(4)题外话 杯具张文远的前世今生

楼层#1  帖子admin » 2013年 7月 9日 星期二 1:13 am

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第四章 题外话 杯具张文远的前世今生

张文远这个人其实不管起不起贪念,生活一直都很悲催,也许起了贪念就会更加悲催一点吧,比如昨晚。当年他爸也是个小有名气的文学青年,经常给《读者文摘》,《故事会》这样的社科类杂志投稿。给儿子起名字时候刚好想起三国名将张辽张文远,文远,挺好的名字,也希望儿子能继承自己衣钵,以后也成个文学青年。结果他爸爸忘了水浒里面还有个张文远张三郎,就是跟阎婆惜偷情还把宋江害得充军的那个倒霉催的奸诈小人张文远。于是乎这个倒霉催的名字就奠定了张文远倒霉催的人生。

张文远从小学习不大好,每次考试都不及格,尤其语文,经常考个位数,被大家笑话为低能儿。张文远爸爸对儿子成为文学青年的期望就这么成为了泡影。好在初中过后不知怎么开了窍,除了语文英语依旧不大好,其他的学科还都凑凑合合,最后考上了首都经贸大学金融专业,创业一年,工作一年,现在来了KTH学习房地产管理。

学习差和他其他的事迹比起来倒还真不算悲催的。张文远这孩子从小运气就差。什么上电梯停电,坐汽车抛锚,乘飞机晚点,骑自行车下雨这类事情早已经是司空见惯,根本算不上什么大事了。自己倒霉不说,还老带着周围的人一块倒霉。每次张文远去打篮球和他一拨的总能有一两个崴脚的,打排球总有人被闷着脸的,踢足球不仅有崴脚的闷脸的,还总要赔上附近居民几块玻璃。大学时候上课,他总是一个人坐一个角落,前后左右两个位子的距离都没人,大家生怕离近了被他传上晦气。2002年底的时候张文远爸爸的一个朋友开了个旅行社,后来张文远趁寒假过去帮忙,带了俩团,遭俩团投诉,毕竟张文远同学文学功底不灵,讲景点讲不出个所以然来,路上汽车又无故抛锚,到了餐厅还碰上餐厅超订等不到位子。稀里糊涂地混过了寒假,不管怎样也算赚了点小钱,还想着以后有空还去帮忙,结果3月份就非典了,旅行社大半年没生意,很顺利地就倒闭了。这次倒霉催的经历给那个哥们留下了不可磨灭的阴影,以至于以后再也不敢找张文远爸爸帮什么忙。后来2005年张文远大学毕业之后搞创业,和朋友一起盘下一个烧鸡的加盟连锁店,本来一开始红红火火的,结果2005年底碰上禽流感,一是没鸡进货了,二是没人敢吃鸡了,开了半年的小店就这么悲剧地结束了。有张文远的大学同学把他的事迹放到猫扑,题目是“悲剧一代男”,结果用紫光拼音,把悲剧错打成了“杯具”,于是“杯具”这个词突然就流行开了,后面跟帖的也都炸开了锅,什么“大力神杯”,“火焰杯”,“人民英雄纪念杯”云云,帖子也被转帖到全国各大论坛。“杯具”火了,造就了“杯具”的紫光拼音却黄了,后来彻底败给了搜狗。说起张文远,真的是三天三夜都讲不完,才瑞典第一天也这么悲催,还带着刘洋跟学长一夜没睡好,确实是杯具无国界,地地道道的“世界杯”。不过咱们小说主角是闻婷,就暂时先打住了,反正张文远在瑞典的悲催故事才刚刚开始,以后再慢慢道来。

话说三人目标是IKEA,就是传说中的宜家家居。斯京有两所宜家,一个位于斯京南部的Kungens kurva,另外一个位于斯京北部的Barkarby。由于地名比较拗口,在这里的中国人就把这两家店按地理位置叫做“南宜家”和“北宜家”。说起中国人根据语言习惯给外国地名起中文名字,“斯京”也是个挺好的例子。斯德哥尔摩不管说多顺,怎么也不如“斯京”这两个简单的字来的顺口还亲切,既能照顾发音,又显示出这地方是个繁华的首都,乍听起来就觉得这里跟北京,东京差不多了,当然了其实斯京跟这两个大城市比起来,充其量也就是个远郊区县。

从网上听说南宜家是当时世界上最大的宜家,于是几个留学生就准备去那边瞅瞅。从Västra Skogen先坐蓝线地铁到T-centralen,然后换红线地铁到Skärholmen,然后换随便一辆公共汽车就可以到IKEA了。为什么他们刚来斯京就能这么轻车熟路,是因为斯京公交系统有个查询网,www.sl.se,把起点和终点输入进去,乘车路线和时间就都有了,相当方便,而且斯京的公交除了特殊情况,大都是按照网上给的时间来车的。

到了宜家一看,果然规模不小,比北京马甸那个宜家大了不知道多少倍,不过里面的格局还是差不多的,餐厅里也有供应正宗的瑞典肉丸。肉丸(köttbullar)是瑞典最著名的小吃之一,来瑞典没吃过瑞典肉丸就等于白来一趟。当然了,吃过之后,也许会稍稍有种远离城市进了乡村的失落感。

宜家附近还有不少超市,电器行,杂货店等等,几个人逛了一圈下来,已经是下午八点多了,太阳还高高地在天上挂着,这也是位于地球北部国家们的特色,冬天黑的要死,夏天又亮的要死。众人提着大包小包就回家了,上地铁的时候还是艳阳高照,结果下了地铁就倾盆大雨了。不由得叹一声张文远,跟他一起的人全部都变得悲催了。

淋了个落汤鸡回家,闻婷洗了个澡,吃了晚饭,给家里写了封email八了一下张文远的悲催经历,之后准备睡觉。突然听见门口有“沙沙”的声音。“这么晚了,是谁在我门口?不会是坏人吧?”闻婷的心一下子悬了起来。。。

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